What kind of programming language do you propose to make?

( ) concurrent ( ) declarative ( ) imperative ( ) functional
( ) asynchronous ( ) typed ( ) untyped ( ) semi-typed ( ) non-terminating
( ) lazy ( ) deterministic ( ) literate ( ) illiterate 
( ) Forth-like ( ) Algol-inspired ( ) BASIC-infused ( ) Lispy
( ) modular ( ) multiprocess ( ) scalable ( ) unreasonable
( ) cloud-based ( ) ARM-compatible ( ) RISC-optimized